If Michael Bay Had Written The Dark Knight

Posted on July 9, 2008

Spill.com pokes fun at mega producer/screenwriter Michael Bay (Transformers, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon) by displaying what purports to be the original script for the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight, penned by Bay himself.

The Dark Knight is already generating Oscar buzz for Heath Ledger's portrayal of the The Joker. But we have to admit the Michael Bay version (More explosions! More nudity! More inane dialogue!) might actually do very well at the box office.

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