Paulina Porizkova Thinks She's Prettier Than You

Posted on April 7, 2007

Former supermodel Paulina Porizkova was the first contestant to be booted off this season's Dancing With the Stars, but she's not sad about it. She has another career ready to go: novelist.

Paulina told People, "It's my experiences, but filtered. She's more timid. I was a wild child."

Paulina also said, "I'm way too old and fat to model now. But for a writer, I'm pretty damn young and hot!"

So, compared to today's models she's old and fat, but compared to all the hideous writers, she's young and hot? Meow! Paulina, dear, this is not going to win you any friends at the next RWA Convention.

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