Jessie Gaynor of
The Paris Review did a hilarious
series of cartoons about what drunk texts from famous authors might look like.
Here's a sample: John Cheever:
"The club car on the 6:32
has always seemed to me a pleaseant
spotto drink seven glasses
of gin. Nothing is serious,
but I am throwing up in my
hat. I am throwing up in my
hat."
Gertrude Stein:
"I am wasted or have been
drinking since 3 or have
wasted since this drinking
3 or this 3 because this one
3 one wasted since drinking.
Srsly, I'm messed up. Can
you come get me?"
The texts by Emily Dickinson, Sappho, William Wordsworth and Dan Brown are also extremely funny.
